Wednesday, December 28, 2011

West Hartford New Year’s Wishes

As 2011 is nearing its end
Some wishes for New Year’s to you I now send

May taxes stay level or even go down
Yet there be enough funds for business of town

May parking be free in the Center and Square
With plenty of spaces available there

May children score high on their standardized tests
May magazine writers still say we’re the best

May we dine outside late and drink beer and wine
With nary a worry about paying a fine

May dogs get their park and have someplace to “go”
And as to the busway let’s tell the state ”NO”

May your candidate win, the other one lose
May we once they’re done still have money to use

May the Democrats vote with fiscal reason
And Republicans get backbones next season

If you’re without job, may search be successful
If you’re employed may it not be too stressful

May all empty storefronts with new shops be filled
And all local shoppers with their wares be thrilled

May CL&P’s electricity flow
And the trees that lost limbs continue to grow

May the Mayan prophecy soon be reversed
And nothing happen December twenty-first

May trips to the doctor be easy and few
May you look great and feel great, lose some weight too

May your cupboards be stocked with favorite food
And your cup overflow with blessings and good

May loved ones be gathered in joy and delight
May you have a New Year that’s sunny and bright

Saturday, December 17, 2011

West Hartford Christmas 2011

Thanksgiving is now in the history books
To Christmas Day now, everyone forward looks

It starts with Black Friday with sales that bust doors
But you’ll be too late if you get there by four

A local event everyone does extol –
The annual ritual – West Hartford Stroll

Drive around town as we search for free parking
Then join the huge crowd with all their dogs barking

Store to store we all go searching for goodies
Bundle up kids. It’s cold, pull up your hoodies

Some stores go all out with treats that are dear
Others are stingy, offer treats from last year

You may hear some carolers sing in the street
In another spot band plays cool Klezmer beat

Walking around we see store decorations
Salvation Army guy rings for donations

The thick crowds and noise make it too hard to think
All I desire is hot cider to drink

In the end we go home tired and cold
The cookies all gone and a few items sold

While driving in town we see home Christmas lights
Those new L.E.D. bulbs sure make them look bright

On one lawn I see huge snowman inflated
Next to red Santa already deflated

Bring fresh cut tree home on top of your car
But wreath on the hood is just going too far

To shop in the Center for parking you pay
But go to the mall and you park free all day

In need of an item for holiday fest
Get a fancy wrapped gift from good old Toy Chest

Need last minute gift or bouquet of flowers?
Elmwood CVS open twenty four hours

Wear fancy red sweater and don’t be tardy
Don’t get too drunk at office Christmas party

As we go visiting friends and relations
Their unruly children causing frustrations

Eat Christmas Dinner, drink eggnog, wine and beer
To lose all the weight, must work out all next year

Then after the holidays discarded trees
Like the tumbleweeds roll with every slight breeze

All know what you got from the trash you discard
And soon you must pay what you charged on your card

But seriously now, may your days be the best
Celebrate holidays and then get some rest

No matter what your religious persuasion
Rogue sends best wishes for every occasion